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Alright, you fucks asked for it so here it is. Yet another cursed quest as being told by me.
"oh where is senk. Ya snek. Gib SNEK!" you scroll past the quest "Elf Slav, a truly exclusive gal: what do?" Hmm. Its been a long day and you are just trying to find a quest thread to shitpost in before you head to the concert. Try as you might though, they all seem the same. Everything has lately. You stretch out against your worn out office chair. It was your brothers and came from K-mart back in the 1990s. Despite being beat to shit, with foam coming out the sides, it is probably your favorite place in the house to sit. Granted since your family was killed two months ago, it seems like everywhere is ok to sit.
>Listen to music
>Reflect on what happened to your family
>Look out the window
4chan is a good place to drown your troubles. You check out /QST/ for a sec, recalling the good days back when qst was just part of /tg/ and /tg/ was just part of /b/, fuck you were a little kid back then, probably shouldn't have been on 4chan. Life punishes you for your past transgressions as you are abruptly crushed by a meteorite, ending your worldly existence. You never even had time for that fap, or that concert, you were finally going to probably have sex. probably. Stacy said she was going to pity fuck the hell out of you. Dammit. what does a boob even feel like?! A bag of sand? Maybe. Why are you still thinking?

Its really...really dark, but in front of you is a phosphor green line of text.

>CONTINUE? 1 Credit remaining.
>Slap the text. Hard.

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YLYL thread gaylords
ITT: Loser 9gaggers spam the shit out of a thread and get called out for being losers. Get super butthurt and start typing in all caps because their feelings got hurt. Seriously, this is 4chan. You can mildly annoy us but all you're really doing is proving that you have nothing to offer anyone on this planet and the only way you can feel like a part of something is to inflict your presence on others.

Maybe one or two of you are well adjusted and just doing this for the lulz but if this isn't just "I got drunk and decided to fuck around", like, if this is a common thing for you. I guarantee you you're probably the sort of person that everyone is super on the fence about in real life too.

I'd feel bad for you if you hadn't succeeded in making me generally dislike you.

Give me one picture to prove you are not a nigger. EVERYONE on 4chan is a nigger. Literally nobody on this website is white. You wont change my mind unless you show proof. Do it nigger, do it.

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How do I get out of an Ittle combo where she's kicking me across the entire stage before spiking me off the edge? She's so fast that she's in my face kicking me again while I'm still in stunlock. It's ridiculous, it's like I'm fighting some shonen *teleports behind you* character.
>Icons devs infiltrated 4chan staff

hola no vengo a pedirle a nadie su opinión ni a que me intenten “ayudar” pero vengo acá por ayuda. Llevo un año planeando un tiroteo en mi escuela, yo tengo 14 años y por lo tanto no tengo acceso legal a armas de fuego, pero no me importa.
El único avance que tengo es que encontré en mi casa una escopeta de doble cañón y munición, ya tengo 4 bombas de tubo caseras, pero planeo tener 14 para mí, no les había dicho que no estoy solo tengo un amigo con el que lo voy a hacer tiene mi misma edad y él ya tiene una pistola semiautomática.
Estamos pensando en crear una gran bomba de propano, pero no sabemos crearla, mis interrogantes son: que arma le recomiendan a mi amigo para tener como principal
(tiene un presupuesto de 14.000 pesos), que tipo de arma secundaria me recomiendan(y algun lugar para comprarla en buenos aires) y algún tutorial para crear una bomba de propano.
Con mucho aprecio sierro este post, muchas gracias.

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no me voy a arriesgar a mostrar una foto del arma
Tajale/escribí en un pizarrón "4chan /b/ 23/7"
>alguien de verdad piensa que esto es real
>la policía investiga todos los colegios de zona sur hasta que tiene algunos sospechosos
>se piden ordenes pars revisar las casas y se encuentra que uno de verdad tenia armas
>se suicida el líder pensando que el aliado lo seguía
>ya no se puede acceder a 4chan desde IPs de Argentina
>yfw podrían curar el cáncer de todo un país

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Which one of you did this?
I dunno. We got enough assblasted anons in this thread for a decent attempt and 4chan isn't remotely everyone on the internet.

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>Stuff you need to read:
fuck you

>Where can I watch the cup


>Anthems and Goalhorns

>Archived games:

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de adline passed, no one missed (boring)
anon posts exports, /sci/ uploads a .bin
/ag/ league round of 16
autopilots can STILL be made by anyone, even (you)
more shitposting
I swear being out of the country during a cup /myteam/ is playing in was a one-time thing. Fuck it let's run tipping again, I wonder if I can conscript Flow to work the tables.


You know the rules, I take matchday predictions for entire weekends, except during knockouts, updates at the end of each matchday, and if you read this ur gay.

Daily reminder that you are contributing to the decline of the human race.
Posting trap threads promotes homosexuality
Posting cuck threads devalues monogamy and promotes race mixing
Posting rekt threads desensitize you to violence
Posting porn threads desensitize you to sex
You're living in an era of hypersexuality, numb to loss of life, willingly allowing caucasian females to be bred by inferior races, and consider homosexuality as something more than a mental illness.
Wake the fuck up.
read brave new world. We are both the creators and the destroyers of it. both sides of struggle of our own creation. But I hope to god the destoryers win in the end . Daily reminder brave new world is a DYStopian novel. I honestly feel like people forget that was the case. Are we not in the exact world that book described? Are you the protagonist? Or are you the drug field sex addicted masses? I ask that question to myself , also. porn is so available , and ideologies seem so tempting .... but temptations resisted make stronger humans that are less blinded , less easily swayed by propaganda, and with more will power to direct all that time and energy wasted on porn flicks and sissy vids into something like starting your own business , getting smarter , or writing a better quality post on 4chan like this one here. (I’d be remiss not to too my own horn). Peace & love , ya’ll

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say something nice about him
This is legitimately the most retarded thing I've ever seen 4chan do. All because they don't like one of his cartoons

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